High Capacity Assault Snowboard

**Subverto** · January 18th, 2013, 08:31 PM

This is my new "High Capacity Assault Snowboard". At 171cm long and 28.4cm wide, this "Assault Snowboard" can easily hold 840 rounds of 5.56mm ammunition. The same ammunition used by the military! Please insist that your state's representatives vote to ban "Assault Snowboards". No civilian should have access to this kind of shred power.

**Subverto** · January 18th, 2013, 09:52 PM

Just to elaborate on the above post. I am a member on a snowboarding forum that has a large number of anti-gun Libs and Candians. I posted this thread there to show them how ridiculous they are with their gun-ban propaganda.

**cmr076** · January 18th, 2013, 11:42 PM

Haha that's great! Long ass board though!

**eam5171** · January 18th, 2013, 11:47 PM

I bet it cruises like a beauty. I have a 165 but wouldn't mind a bit more.

**Subverto** · January 18th, 2013, 11:50 PM

It is actually the widest snowboard in the world. I found one after about a month of looking around. I'm 6'7" with a size 17 snowboard boot, so I literally need the biggest board in the world.

**BPConcealFan** · January 19th, 2013, 12:26 AM

NM, I cant read.. lol... Can't wait to move out there.. Once my house sells, I am shipping out and my board will be in tow as well..

**Wildbill990** · January 19th, 2013, 12:32 AM

WIN!!!!!!!!

**Pector55** · January 19th, 2013, 12:39 AM

Someone posted a picture of a rifle used by the Indian Army on Facebook. A clown commented, "in the last X amount of time, X# of people died from gun violence." I commended him and explained my new expectation that every time someone posts a picture of a call, he keep us informed of how many people die via automobile related accidents. Every time someone posts or comments about having a drink, he keep us posted on how many people will fall victim of alcohol related causes (liver disease, drunk driving, fights, etc).