Perhaps the best Craigslist ad ever.

[phillyshooter]

http://austin.craigslist.org/mis/997378609.html

[larry0071]

Our security system at work wont let me get to it. Can you copy and paste it for my amusement?

[Rauswaffen]

That is freaking ridiculous.

[phillyshooter]

Our security system at work wont let me get to it. Can you copy and paste it for my amusement?

They used to call you Cadillac Devillez - m4w

Reply to: pers-997378609@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-01-18, 2:50AM CST


We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.

I thought we had chemistry sitting at The Oasis sharing that basket of hot wings while drinking the chili beer. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.

At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don’t feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said “First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me” was meant to be funny, not offensive.

I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time. That's why they call it "gambling". I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better...like when you're not sitting on a heated leather seat...

What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.

I await your call,
Tad

P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché…

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[Minor Threat]

thats too damn funny!!

[larry0071]

Rep card punched! That there is funny.... I dont care who you are!

[H.E. Pennypacker]

Hahaha, nice. I always love gastrointestinal humor.

[RaisedByWolves]

I take Nexium, happens to me all the time.....


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[Farbmeister]

How big do her tits have to be to get over the fact she pooped in your car, with you in it? It was probably a wet slimy one that oozed through her pants and all....

I mean some guys are into the skat thing (and let me be the first to say YES, THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT)... but damn... I need to see a doctors note, or a colostomy bag before you get back my car.

I mean really... what do you tell the detailer who has to get the smell out? Blame the dog???

[nepawolf]

How big do her tits have to be to get over the fact she pooped in your car, with you in it? It was probably a wet slimy one that oozed through her pants and all....

I mean some guys are into the skat thing (and let me be the first to say YES, THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT)... but damn... I need to see a doctors note, or a colostomy bag before you get back my car.

I mean really... what do you tell the detailer who has to get the smell out? Blame the dog???

Blame it on a bad first date, after all it is in the passenger seat. I don't think I'd go to a detailer for that kind of thing, I'd just replace the seat. There's no refurbishing leather after it's been used as a toilet.