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  1. March 12th, 2009, 08:36 PM #1
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    Default Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (or it looked good on paper)

    By Matthew Stabley
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    LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

    Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

    The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.

    The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

    Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.
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  2. March 12th, 2009, 08:44 PM #2
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    Default Re: Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (or it looked good on paper)

    Private parts and power saws just don't mix.
    P.S. WTF where they thinking!
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    Default Re: Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (or it looked good on paper)

    Hmmmmmmmmm..........slice of pie anyone????
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    Default Re: Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (or it looked good on paper)

    Guess she never saw that one coming.

    But really, WTH? Did they run out of batteries? Don't they have a walmart in MD that is open 24/7? They carry batteries the last time I checked....
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    Default Re: Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (or it looked good on paper)

    Maybe I'll tell my wife to warm my sacks with my torch to get me started tonight.
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    Default Re: Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (or it looked good on paper)

    Reminds me of the time I got intimate with a band saw.
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    Default Re: Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (or it looked good on paper)

    Quote Originally Posted by Perkascene View Post
    Reminds me of the time I got intimate with a band saw.
    Was it at band camp?
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    Default Re: Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (or it looked good on paper)

    Quote Originally Posted by Mohaa Player View Post
    Maybe I'll tell my wife to warm my sacks with my torch to get me started tonight.

    Will that be a BLOW torch?
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    Default Re: Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (or it looked good on paper)

    Note to the couple in the story... Missionary position...not as exciting as "power tool sex", but...
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    Default Re: Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (or it looked good on paper)

    Ouch, thats some wierd shit , pay back for all the guys who get stuck in hot tub :O
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