Assault Weapon Watch

[phillyshooter]

http://www.assaultweaponwatch.com/

[RocketFoot]

http://www.assaultweaponwatch.com/

I've been observing my AR15 for almost a year now and it hasn't once rained death and destruction on to the children and nuns of my neighborhood!

[lildobe]

LOL! That site is great

I wonder how many Antis stumble across it and don't catch the tongue-in-cheek tone that it's written with ;D

[Brown-Bear]

That was funny, but I'm still disappointed. I was hoping for a link to site where I could buy a 5.56mm digital pre-ban watch with a calculator to add to my collection.

[Pector55]

You know, I completely forgot about the spontaneous dangers that assault rifles present. I should have never taken my eyes off my 12 yr old daughter as she put 80 rds in her zombie target today. I can't believe I was watching the holes appear in paper downrange instead of being poised to pounce on the evil black assault rifle should it decide to turn on her.

[reichebrown]

thats why i keep mine locked up... you never know when it will load itself and rob a bank.

[PisnNapalm]

I've been debating assault rifles on another forum with a bleeding heart liberal. I told him he could save "the children" by keeping watch over that evil rifle.

Thanks for the link!

[dc dalton]

Funny, I keep hearing funny noises from the closet that holds my AKs, I rush to the closet and rip open the door and everything seems to be in perfect order. As soon as I close the door I SWEAR I hear murmurs in a certain eastern block language but when I rip the door open all seems well. I haven't been able to prove it but I SWEAR the boxes of 7.62 x 39 are moving closer to the weapons!

I swear I'm gonna catch the little communists and stop their plans of rape, pillage, and the subversion of the American way ... maybe I should put in surveillance cameras .... or then maybe I'm just a paranoid sniveling liberal twit!