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August 15th, 2009, 07:41 AM #1
My new truck/joke
I bought a new Ford f-250 and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, 'Ass Hole!' Immediately the radio responded with,
"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."
Damn I love this truck......
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August 15th, 2009, 10:00 AM #2
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thats funny. Was in the hospital the last 2 days and today feeling lousy, but damm that brought my spirits up.
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August 15th, 2009, 02:36 PM #3Active Member
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Re: My new truck/joke
wow thats some funny sh*t pretty good for a ford!
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August 15th, 2009, 04:23 PM #4
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heh , heh , heh , good one , had me going for a minute ...
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]"
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August 15th, 2009, 07:48 PM #5
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is it a crew cab....?
congratulations!!!!!!!
Can't wait to check out the new stereo!!!! lol"Yell it from that Mountain High 'I was Born Free' " ~ Kid Rock
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