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  1. #1
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    Default My new truck/joke

    I bought a new Ford f-250 and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

    'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

    'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

    Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

    Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, 'Ass Hole!' Immediately the radio responded with,

    "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."

    Damn I love this truck......

  2. #2
    Join Date
    May 2007
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    Hazleton, Pennsylvania
    (Luzerne County)
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    Default Re: My new truck/joke

    thats funny. Was in the hospital the last 2 days and today feeling lousy, but damm that brought my spirits up.

  3. #3
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    iron river, Michigan
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    Talking Re: My new truck/joke

    wow thats some funny sh*t pretty good for a ford!

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
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    Queen, Pennsylvania
    (Bedford County)
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    Default Re: My new truck/joke

    heh , heh , heh , good one , had me going for a minute ...
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]"

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
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    hometown, Pennsylvania
    (Beaver County)
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    Default Re: My new truck/joke

    is it a crew cab....?
    congratulations!!!!!!!
    Can't wait to check out the new stereo!!!! lol
    "Yell it from that Mountain High 'I was Born Free' " ~ Kid Rock

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