> >> I bought a new Jeep Grand Cherokee and returned to the dealer
> >> the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work.
> >> The salesman explained that the radio was voice
> >> activated.
> >>
> >> "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio.
> >>
> >> The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
> >>
> >> "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came
> >> from the speakers.
> >>
> >> Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "
> >> Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
> >>
> >> I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every
> >> time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical
> >> music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their
> >> awesome songs.
> >>
> >> Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed
> >> my new Jeep, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I
> >> yelled, "*** Holes!".........
> >>
> >> Immediately the French National Anthem began to play,
> >> sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by
> >> Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on
> >> guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica,
> >> Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill
> >> Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.
> >>
> >> ****, I LOVE this car!