Imigration, gas, Iraq solutions

[djturnz]

Two Proposals Worth Considering...

New Gas Plan:
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best ay to stop using
so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would have to come down as a result. Problem solved.

New Immigration Plan...
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch
an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and
some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America ,
then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while
he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become
a citizen since he defended this country.

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration, provide a solution for the troops in Iraq , and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.
If they refuse to serve,ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen,
rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

If you think these are good solutions to both of the problems, forward
it to your friends. I just did.

[billamj]

Love the gas plan. The Immigration plan is highly reminiscent of the one proposed by George Carlin.

[KeithPA]

AZ I believe is trying to pass a bill allowing their guardsmen to carry weapons and arrest illegal immigrants. Now that is a feasible solution that actually has a chance of passing.

Your ideas are great, but no one is ever gonna do that. I wish they would, but doubtful.

[djturnz]

Your ideas are great, but no one is ever gonna do that. I wish they would, but doubtful.

I take no credit, I got it as an email, just passing it along.

[LorDiego01]

YAAAY!! RAR RAR GO TEAM!!

Lets get rid of the brown people and our problems will go away!

[GRoPA]

YAAAY!! RAR RAR GO TEAM!!

Lets get rid of the brown people and our problems will go away!

Hey.....alright........LorDiego is coming around!!

Just kidding!!


Not all brown people, just the illegal ones. After all, someone has to stay and trim the hedges.

[Willtallica]

Gas, and illegal immigration will never stop unless there's a radical change involving actually angry people that care for one another, and not the I'm smarter than you trendy douche bag society we have today. Fact is even if we could get cheaper oil, well they could, not us, we the general public would be the last ones to see any cheap gas. Government doesn't care about us, and they help corporations cornhole us. The last thing it would do is something to help us live better. It's completely controlled by the interests that concerns profits for big business corporations. It's been like that for decades so far. Fact is if you want cheaper gas, and illegal immigration controlled then the laws to protect us just simply need to be in forced, and not completely ignored. Lets do something. Find out who to vote for in the next upcoming elections.

[JayBell]

best gas solution = find an alternate energy source, which would turn the middle east back into worthless sand. No need for oil, no need for any interaction in M.E.
yes, this is harder than it sounds, and unlikely in my lifetime.

Iraq/middle east solution = see above

immigration issue = they call them ILLEGALS for a reason, enforce the laws.

[jdlv4_0]

immigration issue = they call them ILLEGALS for a reason, enforce the laws.

Oddly enough this makes sense, I wonder why the politicians haven't caught on?<--------SARCASM

[KeithPA]

Oddly enough this makes sense, I wonder why the politicians haven't caught on?

Have you seen the trial with Hazelton. There are something like 15 organizations teamed up with the ACLU fighting the town. All of those organizations lobby congress to get done what they want. Illegals = cheap labor = no need to go offshore = can still stamp product with Made in USA.

Look at Michael Bianco. One of the Army's top 3 gear makers had 350 illegals working for them.

We have a solution to Oil........Ethanol. Look at Brazil, 85 percent of the countrys cars run on it. We have the same ability to do that here, most cars can run on it with some simple circuitry being changed. No need to get a new engine. GM I believe it is will "ethanolize" your car for $1500? I think. All you need is a new fuel filter and the ECU to be update.

Why doesn't this happen. Oil lobbying. Just like illegal alien lobbying. They get want they want because they can throw millions of dollars at congress and the president.