The Greatest Prank Ever

[normanvin]

I just found this prank on youtube. Lets hear some of your pranks.

[shefearsnothing]

Well I already told some people in chat about this one....

I was at my mom's a few years ago. I went to use her bathroom and as I was sitting on her toilet I saw a HUGE basket FULL of vibrators and other assorted toys sitting right there on the floor. I picked them up as I was going out and put them in her hall closet under some curtains I bet she had not used since she had moved into that house a few years before. I knew she would NEVER find them. I mean, who in the hell leaves that sort of shit laying around...especially when they KNOW they have someone coming over? (she wasn't home when I was there but she knew I was stopping by while she'd be out)

So by the time I get home there is a very angry message on the answering machine. I called her back and asked her what the problem was. I played completely stupid. That just made her even more mad and she started yelling that she was going to call the cops. I just couldn't take it at that point. Could you all just hear the report now?

My mom: "Send an officer over quick! My daughter stole some of my property!"

Dispatcher: "Ma'am could you be more specific about the property that is missing?"

My mom: "well...yes there was a pink one with bunny ears and a blue one and a white one that rotated and had some other features...."

Dispatcher: "Ma'am just what are we talking about here? Did you lose your vibrators?"

My mom: "I TOLD YOU SHE STOLE THEM! I NEED THEM BACK!"

Dispatcher: "Oh well in that case we'll send someone right over!"

I just finally relented and told her where they were before I let her embarrass herself enough to call them and report it but really it would have been so much more fun to let her call....


ETA: I have heard that one before that you posted and it's pretty good...having been a telemarketer before in the past. LOL!

[PisnNapalm]

That Tom Mabe bit has become an internet classic. Still makes me chuckle.