Has some great quotes about guns.

1. I carry a gun because I know I am old enough to die, but too old to take an ass kickin'.

2. I don't carry a gun because I hate the government. I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government.

3. Beware the man who only has one gun... He probably knows how to use it.

4. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

5. When I carry a gun, I don't do so because I am looking for a fight, but because I am looking to be left alone.

6. and finally a one-word definition for an unloaded gun -- stick.