QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!

[larrymeyer]

QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!




If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?




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Can you cry under water?




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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?




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Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?




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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?




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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?




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What disease did cured ham actually have?




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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?




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Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?


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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?




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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?




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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?




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Why do doctors leave the room while you change?



They're going to see you naked anyway.




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Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?




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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?




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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?




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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?




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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?




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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto

remains on all fours?



They're both dogs!




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If Wile E Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?




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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?




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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?




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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?




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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?




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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?




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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

[SlimShady]

I sang the songs.

[pearlselby]

Thank you for these and yes, I was singing those songs. Heheheh...And, I still do not know.

[GuyMontag]

That just made my day.

[CerealKiller]

I started singing the damn songs too...

[MuzzleFlash]

I started singing the damn songs too...

Play an instrument, you'll discover all sorts of trickery. The Simpsons theme is basically the Star Wars theme backwards. Amazing Grace is a slower version of To Arms in Dixie backwards. If you listen very carefully, Ghostbusters sounds just a little bit like “I Want a New Drug.”

[ironhorse]

good stuff

[bullet]

all good questions and now we all have somthing to think about annd ponder Y!

[MrBi11]

I didn't see:
....... why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
or:
....... why does a shipment go by truck and cargo go by ship?
or:
....... Why do you have a hot water heater?

[mrjam2jab]

If a guy with multiple personalities kills himself, is it suicide or murder?