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Thread: Men, Women, and drive up ATMs
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June 9th, 2009, 05:11 PM #1
Men, Women, and drive up ATMs
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines
enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures
outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been
developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender."
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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4.. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the
machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate
card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the
inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of
checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
Bye for a while, guard the fort. - My Dad
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June 9th, 2009, 06:14 PM #2
Re: Men, Women, and drive up ATMs
Thanks, boy if that ain't the truth
I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six!
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June 9th, 2009, 06:45 PM #3
Re: Men, Women, and drive up ATMs
Hahaha... awesome. Yet, sadly true.
The majority of men and women "drive" vehicles without any respect for the process as a whole. You're moving a multi-ton object, at speed, with a great deal of precision (or you're supposed to). That's pretty amazing.F*S=k
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June 9th, 2009, 06:53 PM #4
Re: Men, Women, and drive up ATMs
Has your wife seen this yet? j/k!!
Regards Robert
Smile... it increases your face value!
Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. ~Thomas Jefferson
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June 9th, 2009, 07:01 PM #5
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