Dear Santa, my wish list...

[Lady Beretta]

I was good and that's all I will say.

[Robert Kayland]

All I want is whirled peas and an end to all violins.

[Grizz2720]

As Someone who has been Santa there are rules that apply in this situation Lady Berreta.
1. For Santa to bring a firearm A written permission slip from a Parent or spouse is required.
2. Firearms only from Country be delivered to. Santa Does not have a international firearms dealer license.
The other items would need size information.
Salon info helps. I could find it out from my contacts but it is late in the packing season and Kiddies come first.
Last Define good and if yours meets my definition. Then we will see.

Grizz I mean Santa.

[The_War_Wagon]

I have tried my best to be good this year.

I think her "escape clause" is, "tried."

Bob

[thanker92]

I'm gettin' all hot just thinkin' about that list.......


OOOOOOOOOOO..... an AR and an 870....OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[spabula]

I don't want much for Christmas............................ I'd be happy with a roll of hundreds and a hot red head......

[dman]

I'm gettin' all hot just thinkin' about that list.......


OOOOOOOOOOO..... an AR and an 870....OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

I agree,nice toes yes ?Victoria Secret toes,Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!

[Jailkeeper]

I'll spring for the blue & white bikini as long as I'm the first one to see you wearing it!

[Taz]

Dear Santa, I hope you read this.


I have tried my best to be good this year.
Here is my wish list, may I please have one of each?

Glock 26
AR 15
Remington 870
Glock 19
ZRT stickers
ZRT sweatshirt
ZRT t-shirt
Blue and White Glock bikini
Gift cert. to my favorite salon so I can wear that bikini
Gift cert. to Victoria's Secret for my 'additonal' clothing items
Ammo for all my weapons
A nice folding knife

Thank you Santa,
Sincerely, LADY BERETTA (aka Mistress)

I hope you have been real good

[str8shooter]

Dear Santa, I hope you read this.


I have tried my best to be good this year.
Here is my wish list, may I please have one of each?

Glock 26
AR 15
Remington 870
Glock 19
ZRT stickers
ZRT sweatshirt
ZRT t-shirt
Blue and White Glock bikini
Gift cert. to my favorite salon so I can wear that bikini
Gift cert. to Victoria's Secret for my 'additonal' clothing items
Ammo for all my weapons
A nice folding knife

Thank you Santa,
Sincerely, LADY BERETTA (aka Mistress)

I think Santa's gonna see right through this. You may have been exceptionally nice all year, but it's obvious you plan to be very naughty if you get these items.