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February 2nd, 2009, 08:03 PM #1
Your magically timetraveled to medieval times:
Imagine, you discover the secret to time travel...Your allowed to go back to gladiator days of the 'Sword' before firearms of anykind were invented..Your invited to step into the arena by the most formidable opponent, his challenge is accepted by you...However, you have a choice.., You can sacrifice your glory & honor and use your firearm against this gladiator or battle sword against his sword...what would you choose?
heey, if you think about it, your sidearm back in those days prolly would be your sword, ya think the majority CC or OC, LOL!Last edited by Whimsicus; February 2nd, 2009 at 08:04 PM. Reason: correction
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February 2nd, 2009, 08:04 PM #2
Re: Your magically timetraveled to medieval times:
i think i'd use a sword, so as to not disrupt the time continuum.
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February 2nd, 2009, 08:08 PM #3
Re: Your magically timetraveled to medieval times:
I would show them my Rubicks Cube and they would make me king.
Next would be 7 card studd against opposing kings. And I would cheat.
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February 2nd, 2009, 08:14 PM #4
Re: Your magically timetraveled to medieval times:
Demand a shrubbery.
Gloria: "65 percent of the people murdered in the last 10 years were killed by hand guns"
Archie Bunker: "would it make you feel better, little girl, if they was pushed outta windows?"
http://www.moviewavs.com/TV_Shows/Al...he_Family.html
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February 2nd, 2009, 08:28 PM #5
Re: Your magically timetraveled to medieval times:
BANG.... I would then be EMPEROR...lol
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February 2nd, 2009, 08:31 PM #6
Re: Your magically timetraveled to medieval times:
1.21 Gigawatts!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjCRUvX2D0EIf guns kill people, then pencils misspell words.
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February 2nd, 2009, 08:42 PM #7
Re: Your magically timetraveled to medieval times:
Personally, I attempt to sword fight, then after I quickly realized i sucked at it, i would pull out my side arm and shoot the giant glad right in the foot then continue our battle, that is unless he chickened out after being shot in the foot and shit shocked at what just happened...but if he did continue i would battle him until it got sticky again then i would shoot him in the other foot...repeat tactics until he gives up or has two annihilated feet, and then prolly work my way up the extremeties, that is if he was that stupid to fight this gladiator with the magical sword that shoots out lightning! LOL!
the results would ultimately be, whimsicus emerges victorious! sumbytch shot thunderbolts at Maximus(other gladiators name)...i would then stick around long enough to be given the prestigious title, Whimsicas the Great wizard of the arena, and Greatest lightning bolt thrower ever!!! flashfoward to present, everyone would be like what the hell, who was this guy that shot lightning bolts at other gladiators feet, what could they be talking about,,,,and yes the only magic would be of my hollowpoints exiting my gun!
but only you guys would know that, *Wink Wink....the guy above is right though, prolly would screw up the time continuum, or at the very least piss off the divine powers that be!
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February 2nd, 2009, 10:41 PM #8
Re: Your magically timetraveled to medieval times:
I would triple dose on my Viagra and leave my sword and gun at home!! The winner is obvious and I would surely become king !!D-manicus ,victor by envy!
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February 2nd, 2009, 10:47 PM #9
Re: Your magically timetraveled to medieval times:
I'd bust a cap in his ass... I'm severely allergic to cuts.
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February 2nd, 2009, 10:48 PM #10
Re: Your magically timetraveled to medieval times:
Ha.
you`d certainly be the arena spectacle!!!! geesh, they may even change the rules to gladiator warfare altogether....but how would you sleep after the long battle, like a spin top on your belly, may leave yourself suseptible to dreaded "Spin attack during your sleep!!!! hahahaaha, i mean, eww eww eww.
LOL.
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