this guy has an ethical and a moral problem

[rady8um]

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hilary Clinton for President?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

[Emptymag]

Wahhh-Haaa-Ha!

[SGTUSArmy]

OMG! That is funny &*(@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[countryboy172]

Sounds like someone is really worried about their appearance.

[xflyboy]

i think he needs to disown the cousin

[Charlie B]

Yee Ha only in Texas! And I thought they were only steers and queers in Texas.

[Nate]

ROTFLOL!!!

[Roscoe]

ROFLMFAO.....

[OneLungMcClung]

LMAO!!

[silverspoon220]

damm it sound like this guy has some real issues and needs some professional. Either that or hes gonna wind up in jail himself someday for committing a crime of some sort. me personally i would never marry that sort fo girl or associalte with anyone whose dose those things.