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Thread: Phone calls
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December 9th, 2009, 11:38 AM #1
Phone calls
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go
to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call
Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him
that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she
was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen
Elizabeth writes him a check. Finally George Bush gets his turn and
talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that there
would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why
Bush got to call the USA free. The devil replied, "Since Obama
became president of the USA , the country has gone to hell,
so naturally it's a local call."
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December 9th, 2009, 01:03 PM #2
Re: Phone calls
I was wondering why I've felt hot lately.
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December 9th, 2009, 01:11 PM #3
Re: Phone calls
I don't understand, why did Queen Elizabeth go to Hell? She seemed so...nice...
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December 9th, 2009, 01:37 PM #4
Re: Phone calls
So , that is where they get global warming from ?
Don't blame me ; I voted for an American .
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December 9th, 2009, 03:02 PM #5
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December 9th, 2009, 06:27 PM #6
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the weather is just about good for swimming around here
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