Pfizer Announcement

[larrymeyer]

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power

beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call

this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.



Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.



Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection

of what to do with them.

[Eugene V. Debs]

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power

beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call

this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.



Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.



Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection

of what to do with them.

That last line was the funniest.

[SilentRage]

ohh God , here it comes ,,, Elder Porn !!!!!

[adymond]

ohh God , here it comes ,,, Elder Porn !!!!!

GILF Hunter.

[Legion_Prime]

Originally Posted by adymond

SilentRage View Post
ohh God , here it comes ,,, Elder Porn !!!!!

GILF Hunter.

Wow, seriously? That stuffs been out for YEARS! Not only that, but I've seen worse, and no, you don't wanna know.

[Barry 'Wild Bill' Hershey]

I heard they were making it in liquid form so after a long day you could come home and pour yourself a stiff one