Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Redneck?

[Mtbkski]

Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Redneck?


Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following situation and question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock 40 cal, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!

I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click (sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips Hollow Points?"

Son: "You got him Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"

Wife: "You are not taking that to the Taxidermist!"

[Lewisburg]

Is it possible to be a democrat and believe in gun rights? Serious question.

[adymond]

Is it possible to be a democrat and believe in gun rights? Serious question.

There are Blue Dog Democrats, but they are fewer and fewer these days. Seems like the Republicans are turning into Blud Dogs and the Democrats are turning into Marxists/Socialists/Communists (redistrobution of wealth, ban on fire arms, limitation of private property, nationalization of entire industries).

Who is the Red Neck candidate this election?

[625]

Is it possible to be a democrat and believe in gun rights? Serious question.

Sure, but there aren't many. They should worry about government tyranny just as much as Republicans. Unfortunately, most Dems seem to be cowards when it comes to self defense and preserving the Constitution.

[Shawn.L]

I am having dejavu all over again......

http://www.pafoa.org/forum/lounge-10...n-redneck.html