Pretty Good Joke (if you aren't blonde)

**mikey** · March 21st, 2009, 05:05 PM

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**TaePo** · March 21st, 2009, 05:49 PM

Reminds me of this real life encounter....

The office secretary was talking all hush-hush with the sales lady.

Curious, I approached and asked what was up?

In whispered tones I was filled-in.

"You know the new guy in shipping?"

"Yeah."

"Well, apparently his wife was cheating on him."

"Ok, so?"

"What happened is that she felt so guilty about it that she packed him a lunch for once!"

Ok, so at this point I'm thinking, no big deal. Then...

"OMG!" I loudly proclaimed and put on a face of shocked horror.

"What, what's the matter??" I had them on the hook, now.

"I just realized something; my wife packs my lunch everyday!"

**mikey** · March 22nd, 2009, 09:07 AM

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**Caeser2001** · March 22nd, 2009, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by mikey

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!

An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too..'

The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishmans' wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'

The Mexicans' wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'

(Oh this is GOOD!!)

Everyone turned and stared at the blondes' wife. The blondes' wife said,

'Don't look at me.. The idiot makes his own lunch.'

the last time I heard it the 3rd guy was Polish