Results 1 to 5 of 5
Thread: I hope you can contribute
-
April 1st, 2008, 03:15 PM #1
I hope you can contribute
HOPE YOU CAN GIVE SOMETHING!
I have the distinguished honor of being on the Committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of Hillary R. Clinton . We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington , D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside her husband William J. Clinton, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he didn't know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been and did it all on somebody else's money.
Thank you,
Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee
P.S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.
-
April 1st, 2008, 03:18 PM #2
-
April 1st, 2008, 03:27 PM #3
Re: I hope you can contribute
Dammit Larry.....If you only got me a little earlier....I just bought my coffee for work...
"Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription... is more cowbell!"
-
April 1st, 2008, 03:29 PM #4
Re: I hope you can contribute
I'd donate, but I...uhhh, well I gotta buy dental floss this week so...sorry!
-
April 1st, 2008, 03:38 PM #5
Re: I hope you can contribute
I spent my donation on toilet paper, so I could wipe my ass with this post... HWHEHEHEH!!
Zone1
My Glock does 1d6+3 dmg, but my 18 dex makes up for that...
Similar Threads
-
A mistake I hope to avoid again...
By rallen in forum GeneralReplies: 11Last Post: January 11th, 2008, 07:26 PM -
Hope it gives you a laught
By larrymeyer in forum GeneralReplies: 1Last Post: December 31st, 2007, 12:19 AM -
Did you contribute to anti gun organizations?
By wboggs in forum GeneralReplies: 48Last Post: December 19th, 2007, 12:35 AM -
something not related to gun, but I hope i can get some help
By Mity2 in forum GeneralReplies: 0Last Post: November 6th, 2007, 03:24 AM -
Bob Hope explains it all
By JustinM in forum GeneralReplies: 1Last Post: April 10th, 2007, 12:15 AM
Bookmarks