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May 2nd, 2007, 12:00 PM #1
Toilet Paper NAZI
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May 2nd, 2007, 12:36 PM #2
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070423...s_070423163424
One sheet per visit, dining sleves,
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May 2nd, 2007, 12:59 PM #3
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"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting," she explained.
Bathroom cameras? TPs clicker??
Please, someone take that bitch behind the shed and put one in the back of her head. That'll do the world a favor, and our oxygen wouldn't be wasted on her.==============
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May 2nd, 2007, 01:18 PM #4
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When T.P. is outlawed, only outlaws will have T.P.
Imagine shady characters hanging around outside bathrooms. "Hey man! need a few squares? Quarter a piece."
"Same time man, I don't know you, Same time!"
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May 2nd, 2007, 01:55 PM #5Banned
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Re: Toilet Paper NAZI
Is anyone taking bets whether Cheryl Crow confines herself to one square per visit? Verification should be easy: just check paparazzi photos for brown fingertips.
But she's so sincere--I almost hate to break it to her that paper is made from pulp trees specifically planted for the purpose. She really believes that paper comes from rain-forest clearcutting...
--Len.
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May 2nd, 2007, 02:00 PM #6
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Isn't most toilet paper made from recycled....toilet paper and other recycled paper as well?
This broad is absolutely retarded! I'm all about conserving resources. Not necessarily because I think we're all gonna die from global warming but I think this nation needs to reduce it's waste and overall use of a lot of things. Start with oil-based products and fresh water. Those are the two things I think conservation of is important.
WTF does she think wasting a natural, renewable resource is going to do in the long run? My question is does she wash her poopy fingers in a 45 minute, 6 nozzle shower or in the bathroom of her private jet?
Very retarded!"Because I'm an American." - MtnJack
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May 2nd, 2007, 02:04 PM #7
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then we have dale jr. suggesting to nascar fans to throw ROLLS of TP onto the track instead of beer cans (when Jeff Gordon or Jeff-clones win races)...that's a thousand "visits" per roll, down the drain, per se...
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May 2nd, 2007, 02:05 PM #8
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I don't want to go into a legalize mary-jane discussion, but if it were legal to grow hemp- paper could be made from the stalk rather than cutting down all those trees.
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May 2nd, 2007, 02:10 PM #9
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