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November 2nd, 2008, 11:48 AM #1
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner ?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a 40 caliber Glock, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wo und me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day, and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one!'
Wife: 'You're not takin' that to the Taxidermist
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November 2nd, 2008, 01:50 PM #2
Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner ?
Southern
Don't blame me ; I voted for an American .
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November 2nd, 2008, 02:01 PM #3
Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner ?
Wife: 'You're not takin' that to the Taxidermist!
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November 2nd, 2008, 02:38 PM #4
Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner ?
Tarheel born, and Tarheel bred, and when I die, I'll be Tarheel dead.
Bob
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November 2nd, 2008, 03:37 PM #5
Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner ?
Southern. Silver tips.
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November 2nd, 2008, 10:38 PM #6
Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner ?
Southern...
~ Luke... Come to the dark side... We have cookies! ~
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November 3rd, 2008, 12:53 AM #7
Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner ?
Is this what Murtha is talking about?
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November 3rd, 2008, 08:51 AM #8
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Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner ?
I think this simulator has a bug in it - it says that the Democrat has a gun?!?!? ???
NEED should never enter into a discussion about RIGHTS
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November 3rd, 2008, 08:53 AM #9
Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner ?
Republican at heart.
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