Why men are never depressed

[JoeWilliams]

Men Are Just Happier People--

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. (Joe's note: this isn't true. I must have a magnificent rack, because I've caught people looking )

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks and engines.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars..

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Your underwear is 8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You never have strap problems in public. (Joe's note: this just proves the author is a woman. Any man who's had one of the boys sneak out the leg band of a pair of slightly worn briefs, then sat down before noticing, knows why we don't sympathize with minor issues like strap problems. Until a woman sits in her own breast, she's got nothing to complain about!)

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.




No wonder men are happier.

[PocketProtector]

LOL Sent it to the wife, gotta keep them updated of the latest man rules

[Bmarshall91]

who says girls can't do this???? (jus' sayin)

[Rosco the Iroc]

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

no, but you do know when they lie.

[PocketProtector]

who says girls can't do this???? (jus' sayin)

True, some women can grow a mustache.....

[Virtus985]

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

I have to do that all the time now, frackin right hand threads on AK's threw a monkey wrench into my whole thought process.

[andrewjs18]

True, some women can grow a mustache.....

LOL...when you're in Philly, all you see is ladies with hairy legs (and yes, they still wear shorts) and some thick ass mustaches and beards.

[slainte]

True, some women can grow a mustache.....

Ouch! You guys haven't changed... glad to see it! lol

I know how to do quite a few of those thing... even better than most men. I do agree with the mustache thing tho.. eeewww!

BUT I have seen men with MOOBIES! wearing spandex shorts .. that really shouldn't have been wearing them.

[Warpt762x39]

Men Are Just Happier People--

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. (Joe's note: this isn't true. I must have a magnificent rack, because I've caught people looking )

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. They can if they are a new set of leather boots. Motorcycle boots do the same thing
One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks and engines.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars..

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Gotta love them brownie points.
Your underwear is 8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You never have strap problems in public. (Joe's note: this just proves the author is a woman. Any man who's had one of the boys sneak out the leg band of a pair of slightly worn briefs, then sat down before noticing, knows why we don't sympathize with minor issues like strap problems. Until a woman sits in her own breast, she's got nothing to complain about!)

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. And Febreze counts as doing your laundry if you only wore the shirt for a few hours the other day

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.




No wonder men are happier.

My comments in blue

Ouch! You guys haven't changed... glad to see it! lol

I know how to do quite a few of those thing... even better than most men. I do agree with the mustache thing tho.. eeewww!

BUT I have seen men with MOOBIES! wearing spandex shorts .. that really shouldn't have been wearing them.

Flame suit on!