NJ DEA are Morons or hate guns

**mickey01023** · January 3rd, 2010, 04:01 AM

I was watching a show on Natgeo like a week ago called DEA. It's a NJ based show about the DEA investigating, raids, informants and other shit. Well they do this raid on a guy sells weed. They find a poop load of pot. They also find a gun. They are like OMFG a MAC 10!!! They won't shut up about it.

I don't understand how they catch anyone at all because their like complete fucking morons. This is how it went

The guy is sitting on his couch in the living the room with cops around after they find everything.

Cop - jeez your really fucked we got all these drugs your going away

perp - yeah i fucked up, oh well

cop - we want to help you but we found this gun so their is nothing we could do for you even if we wanted too

Perp - the rifle was bought years ago and its in my name

Cop - doesn't matter your getting double time because you got a gun and drugs. We can't help you even if we wanted to, nothing we could do even if POTUS put in a word for you. But you should tell who your supplier is. lol

Perp - i'm not going to tell you anything about anything

Cop - you know your going to jail for like 20 years with all this shit, you have a mac 10

Perp - I did the crime so i will have to do the time.

Cop - you got a laser site on your MAC 10 so that just like fucking triples whatever time you were gonna get for having the drugs and gun.

Perp - Ok

Now thats basically how it went.................Ready for the funny part?

IT'S NOT A FUCKING MAC 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

It was clear as day that this was a Kel tec Sub 2000. Their wasn't any room for interpretation. This was a KTS2k not a mac 10.

Now this wasn't a spur of the moment, hey look at this joey hes got a fucking mac 10. They kept on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about it till the show ended. I think the last thing they said was oh well we did good today drugs and mac 10 off the streets so no1 will die today.

Is the show real?

Because how can you say.. hey god can't help you right now because that's what the law says, no deals. But you should give us what we want anyway. lol

After they started to pack up and take the guy, drugs and their gear out. The agent who runs the group was like oh hes being a tough guy now stone walling us. Wait till later when hes crying begging to tell me stuff.

The guy who got popped was ready to take w/e came his way and was calm cool and collected.

NJ is in serious trouble is this is the kind of people they give guns and shields too.

**Morel42** · January 3rd, 2010, 07:26 AM

Saying the NJ DEA are morons is like saying the Sky is Blue and our Sun in Yellow.

It's just common knowledge..

NJ is a pool of corruption and scum taken over by gangsters decades ago..

**whoshisface** · January 3rd, 2010, 09:10 AM

substitute or with and. Have a nice day

**bogey1** · January 3rd, 2010, 10:34 AM

NJ DEA are Morons or hate guns BOTH

**dc dalton** · January 3rd, 2010, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by Morel42

NJ is a pool of corruption and scum taken over by gangsters decades ago..

Ain't that the truth, and only the 'gangsters in charge' are allowed to have guns.

**XD45** · January 3rd, 2010, 10:40 AM

if they are a real DEA group they no doubt they rub their penises together. The fancy cars, metrosexual look, and how they go against some of the simplest DEA rules/regs makes me think its more fake than most reality shows.

the MAC10 deal was a pretty obvious fake, half of them were yelling mac10 before they even saw it IIRC.