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    Default Poor Santa

    Do you know why Mrs. Clause kicked Santa out of the house?



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    Default Re: Poor Santa

    *Dah-dum pssssshhh*

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    Do you know why Santa doesn't have any kids?





















    He only comes once a year and thats down a chimney!

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    Where's the gong.............





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    Default Re: Poor Santa

    Quote Originally Posted by RocketFoot View Post
    Do you know why Santa doesn't have any kids?

    He flies around in his sleigh once a year and parks his flying vehicle on our rooftops!
    Umm, I don't get it. . .





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    You keep dissin Santa and the Easter bunny won't bring you any candy.
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    Default Re: Poor Santa

    Yeah, but as long as the tooth fairy keeps showing up...I don't care!

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