Proposed Car Castration Bill part 2

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The "mental gaint" Va State Del. Lionel Spruill is at it again.


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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,323026,00.html

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Virginia Lawmaker Seeks to Ban Replica Testicles on Trailer Hitches
Tuesday, January 15, 2008


Jan. 14: Del. Lionel Spruill, D-Cheasapeake, looks through papers at his desk on the floor of the House of Delegates at the Capitol in Richmond, Va.

RICHMOND, Va. — It's one thing to dangle fuzzy dice from a rear view mirror, but decorating a trailer hitch with a large pair of rubber testicles might be a bit much in Virginia.

State Del. Lionel Spruill introduced a bill Tuesday to ban displaying replicas of human genitalia on vehicles, calling it a safety issue because it could distract other drivers.

Under his measure, displaying the ornamentation on a motor vehicle would be a misdemeanor punishable by a maximum fine of $250.

He said the idea came from a constituent whose young daughter spotted an example of the trail hitch adornment and asked her father to explain it.

"'I didn't know what to tell her,"' Spruill said the constituent told him before Spruill vowed to stop such displays.

"I said, 'Sir, I'm going to be a laughingstock, but I'm going to do it,"' he said.

The Virginia General Assembly has some experience with offbeat bills. Three years ago, it drew widespread attention with an unsuccessful effort to outlaw baggy pants worn so low they expose underwear.

Spruill, 61, said the indignity of the "droopy drawers" debate wouldn't deter him. He said he won't hesitate to bring a set of $24.95 trailer testicles with him for a legislative show-and-tell.

"I'm going to do it," Spruill told a handful of reporters after Tuesday's House session adjourned. "I'm going to bring them out here and show them to you till they tell me to stop."

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What a waste of the Va Tax Payers money. The real scary part of this is the voters made this idiot their representative.


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What the hell? Anytime I asked my parents what something was they sat me down and gave me the truth or else they gave me a simplified version which meant nothing.

How hard would it have been to just say that it was meatballs or some decorative crap that he didn't know what it was. There have to be more serious issues in this guys area other than the person getting out of parenting by trying to protect the "kids"