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    Default Depressed

    I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, the wars, jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.


    I called Suicide Lifeline.


    Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan .
    I told them I was suicidal. ....
    They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck

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    Default Re: Depressed

    That right there is some funny shiat!

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    Gettin' close to 2,000 posts, Larry. Hope you're planning on making #2,000 a doozy.
    Power always thinks...that it is doing God's service when it is violating all his laws.

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    Haha, another good one. But you scared me for a second

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    Quote Originally Posted by ungawa View Post
    Haha, another good one. But you scared me for a second
    Ditto!

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    at least they didn't put you on hold!


    "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities".

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    I wonder how many prompts you had to go through in order to get to a live person to help solve your problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by d90king View Post
    I wonder how many prompts you had to go through in order to get to a live person to help solve your problems.
    Dial 1 for information about employment as truck bomber. Dial 2 for Spanish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ungawa View Post
    Dial 1 for information about employment as truck bomber. Dial 2 for Spanish.
    #3 for subways and #4 for a vest bombers fitting appointment.

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    I have a cartoon that shows an operator from a suicide hotline center. Everyone else is staring at him because he's discussing the pros and cons of shooting onself instead of an OD or hanging. Lol.

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