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March 17th, 2020, 01:01 PM #11Grand Member
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Re: What to do when the Toilet Paper is Gone
No matched loose socks come to mind !
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March 17th, 2020, 01:08 PM #12
Re: What to do when the Toilet Paper is Gone
"Leaves of three are NOT TP"
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March 17th, 2020, 01:31 PM #13Super Member
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Re: What to do when the Toilet Paper is Gone
Maybe there is a purpose after all for those little fluffy yippee dogs that old divorcees walk in my ‘hood.
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March 17th, 2020, 03:07 PM #14
Re: What to do when the Toilet Paper is Gone
Friend of mine said he was in in Giant yesterday and the only thing left in the paper isle was plastic trash bags.
I said no problem, pretty soon we'll all be wiping our asses with trash bags!
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March 17th, 2020, 03:56 PM #15
Re: What to do when the Toilet Paper is Gone
Try the Arab, method left hand only, rinse butt and hand with water (when available)
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities".
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March 18th, 2020, 09:59 AM #16
Re: What to do when the Toilet Paper is Gone
A bear and a rabbit were taking a dump in the woods, Mr bear says to Mr rabbit, "Hey Mr Rabbit, you have any problems with Poop sticking to your fur?"
"Why No Mr Bear, no problems at all"
so Mr Bear snatched up MR Rabbit and wiped his ass with him
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March 18th, 2020, 10:01 AM #17
Re: What to do when the Toilet Paper is Gone
Rules are written in the stone,
Break the rules and you get no bones,
all you get is ridicule, laughter,
and a trip to the house of pain.
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March 18th, 2020, 10:18 AM #18
Re: What to do when the Toilet Paper is Gone
Yes! It sure as hell is since cutting off the right hand excludes one from "polite company". Meals in the Arab world are often served on large communal patter, perhaps piled high with rice pilaf with a roast lamb or sheep atop of it. Those partaking of the meal sit around the platter and dip into it with right hand only grabbing and ripping off a piece of meat or a handful of rice. A guest or the host might rip off a particular juicy piece of meat and hand it to a favored guest. And yes sometimes it is a sheep's eyeball. Bet advise in that case....pop in your mouth and swallow it whole! Don't try to chew sheep's eyes like humans contains a vitreous fluid. I had the pleasure (duty) of attending several "goat grabs" during Desert Storm. IMO Saudi rice pilaf was the best tasting rice dish I've ever eaten anywhere. That in spite of being married to a Korean for 50+ years!
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities".
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March 18th, 2020, 10:25 AM #19
Re: What to do when the Toilet Paper is Gone
Something you might consider if you have a large bathroom and want to do an improvement that'll help stimulate the economy and support local businesses. Have a BIDET installed. that way you can take a dump in your toilet as normal, then move over to the bidet turn on warm water and wash yourself clean, dry with a towel as you would after a shower. After she does a tinkle in it, your wife will love it also. Spent a very short time living in Khobar Towers (the apartments there were beautiful) every bathroom had a bidet.
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March 18th, 2020, 10:30 AM #20Grand Member
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Re: What to do when the Toilet Paper is Gone
I see a lot of corn fields being raided this summer.
Last edited by God's Country; March 18th, 2020 at 10:38 AM.
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