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    Just saw on CNN that a porn shop in Alabama is offering guns for adult novelties. What's next?

    Look here: http://blog.al.com/breaking/2011/02/..._for_toys.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by indianjack View Post
    Just saw on CNN that a porn shop in Alabama is offering guns for adult novelties. What's next?
    Do you mean if you turn in your adult toys they give you a gun?
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    Quote Originally Posted by streaker69 View Post
    Do you mean if you turn in your adult toys they give you a gun?

    That's what it looks like. Which means I read the title wrong.




    dehorn it first I guess....

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    Quote Originally Posted by streaker69 View Post
    Do you mean if you turn in your adult toys they give you a gun?
    We gotta get all those illegal dildos off the streets. What better incentive than giving out guns to do so

    By the thread title, I thought I could get a gun if I made a porno. That would have been a double win! Of course I'd need the gun for protection from my wife.

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    I've had sex, and I've had guns. Of the two, I FAR prefer firearms.

    Less entanglements...

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    Willaims said any guns used in crimes will be turned over to police. The rest will be auctioned at MyPleasureStore.com, and Williams said a portion of the profits will go to victims of violent crimes in Alabama through the Alabama Crime Victims' Compensation Commission.

    I'm glad to see the guns that haven't been used in a crime will be auctioned off instead of melted down. Bonus points for donating a portion of profits to a good cause. I'll have to check out the auction site to see what's up for sale.

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    I clicked on this thread because I honestly wasn't sure what it was going to be about. First I thought it was about using guns AS sex toys, or as part of some bedroom role-play scenario. Then I thought maybe someone was looking for some guns to use as props in a porn they were filming. Didn't expect it to be about trading in your guns for porn though.

    I'd love to find some ultra-conservatives who think both guns and porn are the most evil things in the world and ask them what they think of this idea.

    I do like that it isn't just some standard amount for each gun, but a credit based on the appraised value, and its even better that the guns aren't going to be destroyed. I just wonder if it'll actually be that successful? Seems like they're targeting a crowd that wouldn't want to choose one or the other.

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    I suppose they fit in a MOLLE pouch about the same. Twinkie, twinkie, cupcake, ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yellowfin View Post
    I suppose they fit in a Molly's pouch about the same. Twinkie, twinkie, cupcake, ...
    Fixed that for ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by streaker69 View Post
    Do you mean if you turn in your adult toys they give you a gun?
    I called and asked if I can trade in my girlfriend who is my sex toy for a firearm, they said they don't accept over-used and over-sexed worn-out toys in exchange for firearms! Oh well was worth a try.

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