I knew it started a long time ago

[larrymeyer]

God said, 'Adam, I Want you to do
Something for Me.'
Adam said, 'Gladly, Lord, what do You
want me to do?'
God said, 'Go down into that valley.'
Adam said, 'What's a Valley?'
God explained it to Him. Then God said,
'Cross the river.'
Adam said, 'What's a River?'
God explained that to him, and then said,
'Go over to the hill....'
Adam said, 'What is a hill?'
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, 'On the other side of the
hill you will find a Cave.'
Adam said, 'What's a Cave?'
After God explained,
He said, 'In the cave you will find a woman.'
Adam said, 'What's a woman?'
So God explained that to him, too.
Then, God said, 'I want you to Reproduce.'
Adam said, 'How do I do that?'
God first said (under His breath), 'Geez....'
And then, just like Everything else, God Explained that to Adam, as well.
So, Adam goes down into the valley,
across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.
Then, in about five Minutes, he was back.
God, His patience wearing thin, said
Angrily, 'What is it now?'
And Adam said....
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'What's a headache?'

"Nice threads, man," commented Donald when his buddy showed up one day in a snappy new suit. "Where'd you pick 'em up?"
Richard beamed. "My old lady got them for me. Pretty sharp, huh?"
"I'll say. What was the occasion?"
"Got me," admitted Richard with a cheerful shrug. "I came home from work early the other day and there they were, hanging over the chair in the bedroom."

[er2006]

I heard the Adam joke but the new threads was new to me , very funny. Thanks