Cake

**larrymeyer** · November 4th, 2009, 07:02 PM

How come when you mix water
and flour together

you get glue?..

and then you add eggs and sugar....

and you get cake?

Where did the glue go ?

NEED AN ANSWER?

You know dammed well where it went!

That's what makes the cake

Stick to your ass

**FormerUser123** · November 4th, 2009, 07:23 PM

funny, but water and flour makes bread dough, not glue...

**thanker92** · November 4th, 2009, 07:50 PM

Here's another one:

Take one ugly woman and add 14 drinks and you have a knock-em-dead beauty.

Must be some chemistry thing!

**Warpt762x39** · November 4th, 2009, 10:54 PM

I can't remember the brand name but there used to be a microwaveable french bread pizza that had the exact same ingredients list as Elmers glue lol

**mrjam2jab** · November 4th, 2009, 11:01 PM

Originally Posted by BTA88

funny, but water and flour makes bread dough, not glue...

When i was a kid, thats how Dad made fish bait..

**reichebrown** · November 4th, 2009, 11:03 PM

Originally Posted by thanker92

Here's another one:

Take one ugly woman and add 14 drinks and you have a knock-em-dead beauty.

Must be some chemistry thing!

Thats like the country song ..last night i went to bed at 2 with a 10, but woke up at 10 with a 2....

**1861** · November 4th, 2009, 11:16 PM

Originally Posted by BTA88

funny, but water and flour makes bread dough, not glue...

You are a young fellow . When we were in grammar school we were taught to make glue from flour and water for school projects .

**FormerUser123** · November 4th, 2009, 11:36 PM

Originally Posted by 1861

You are a young fellow . When we were in grammar school we were taught to make glue from flour and water for school projects .

They can't teach that any more, it's dangerous or could potentially cause property damage or something.

That also explains why it's such a PITA to clean up after I make bread lol

**1861** · November 4th, 2009, 11:49 PM

Originally Posted by BTA88

They can't teach that any more, it's dangerous or could potentially cause property damage or something.

That also explains why it's such a PITA to clean up after I make bread lol

They can't teach a lot of things any more .

**Warpt762x39** · November 5th, 2009, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by 1861

You are a young fellow . When we were in grammar school we were taught to make glue from flour and water for school projects .

Originally Posted by BTA88

They can't teach that any more, it's dangerous or could potentially cause property damage or something.

That also explains why it's such a PITA to clean up after I make bread lol

Originally Posted by 1861

They can't teach a lot of things any more .

They don't see it as teaching kids to make glue or even playdough. They see it as training potential right wing terrorists how to mix certain compounds to get something all together different. They could use what they've learned and mix say diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate and wreak havoc.

It's in the same category as dodgeball. Paramilitary training