I want a Divorce

[martin9428]

American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists
and Obama supporters, et al:


We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course.


Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.


Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.


We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.


You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore andRosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).


We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies,Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood ..

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya orWe Are the World.

We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you Answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,
MPSGT
Gun Owner and an American

P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheehan, Barbara Streisand, &
Jane Fonda with you.

P. S. S. And we won't have to press 1 for English.

[jahwarrior72]

We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies,Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood ..

yes, because greed corporations, pharmaceutical companies who care more about money than health, and Wall Street have been working out so well, haven't they? i guess homeboys have no place in your America. some things never change.

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

i guess it's unacceptable, and unpatriotic, to love peace.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

let me guess, if it ain't Jesus, it ain't G*D? more Xtian fundamentalist crap, it seems. being a humanist is anti-American now.

We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

fine, i have no problem with you keeping your overpriced, underwhelming, gas guzzling piece of crap car that wasn't even built here.

We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

yeah, trickle down economics works, as long as the flow is kept to a minimum.

seriously, the next time you copy and paste something, at least try to make sure it's not a load of bullshit.

[JCWohlschlag]

I just love how an entire spectrum of belief combinations can somehow be boiled down to a spectrum of “left” or “right”, “conservative” or “liberal”, and then can further be boiled down to being one or the other with no spectrum involved. Hell, at least the Libertarians gave the political spectrum two axes to work with. Amazing how many would rather join a group than think for themselves.

[SkullBone]

C'mon guys! Don't ya wanna "fit in"?!? Don't ya wanna "belong"?!? That's sarcasm by the way. Humans are mostly a social creature and they feel safer in groups.

[jahwarrior72]

I just love how an entire spectrum of belief combinations can somehow be boiled down to a spectrum of “left” or “right”, “conservative” or “liberal”, and then can further be boiled down to being one or the other with no spectrum involved. Hell, at least the Libertarians gave the political spectrum two axes to work with. Amazing how many would rather join a group than think for themselves.

exactly. i owes you some rep...or is that too socialist/humanist/green for this forum?

[ScaredOnce]

let me guess, if it ain't Jesus, it ain't G*D? more Xtian fundamentalist crap, it seems. being a humanist is anti-American now.


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fine, i have no problem with you keeping your overpriced, underwhelming, gas guzzling piece of crap car that wasn't even built here.

I'm with you on the "Jesus-for-everybody" stance. So many of the most vicious bible-thumpers really have no clue what they're talking about, as their understanding of whatever religion they choose to seek solace within is so far twisted from the true alignment of the fold.

And yeah! I will keep my over priced gas-guzzler. I like it. The more money I spend on gas, the less I spend on booze and "hookers to be", i.e. trashy hot college girls.

I just love how an entire spectrum of belief combinations can somehow be boiled down to a spectrum of “left” or “right”, “conservative” or “liberal”, and then can further be boiled down to being one or the other with no spectrum involved. Hell, at least the Libertarians gave the political spectrum two axes to work with. Amazing how many would rather join a group than think for themselves.

Excellent post. Too true.

[martin9428]

This post was an e-mail I recieved and thought it would be a good way to bring out other peoples opinions. I for one thought it was a loud of crap passed down by another Obama hater. So, take it for what it's worth. It was not in anyway, meant to offend anyones beliefs or way of life nor was it a way to force my beliefs on others. I thought it was kind of funny and as stated a way to hear other peoples thoughts.

[scotty2hotty89]

I pressed the little scale on the top right corner of the OP but it seems to be missing the option I was looking for.

[scotty2hotty89]

This post was an e-mail I recieved and thought it would be a good way to bring out other peoples opinions. I for one thought it was a loud of crap passed down by another Obama hater. So, take it for what it's worth. It was not in anyway, meant to offend anyones beliefs or way of life nor was it a way to force my beliefs on others. I thought it was kind of funny and as stated a way to hear other peoples thoughts.

Ok that's better. In the future you should add the disclaimer/explanation to the OP to avoid confusion. I was under the impression that it was your letter and you were advocating that horseshit.

[runningfast]

I'm sure that the many thousands of 'liberal' gun owners, police officers, and members of the US military would object to their being dragged along for a ride they didn't ask for.