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**Frenchy** · November 3rd, 2006, 01:52 PM

I just look at some threads some times and even as a Frenchman I can spot some of the typos. Probably why I use word to do all my typing I am the king of typos.

But some of the times when you see fireringpin or firingpin it just stands out so bad…
Triggher is an other one I see from time to time… Of course there are the common ones, Sight, site that sound exactly the same, which and witch, and my favorite then, than.
So I thought it would be a good Idea to place a wanted add for some of you guys out there.

Sexyterie kneaded, must be good at tiping and no the terms used in fireharms.
You should tipe 35 wurds perminute or better, not too fast I pay by the word and I am not ricth.
Tiping must bee acurate I will prove reed al you rite before phublising.
No need to bring your tiperiter I have a lap top hear and will sow you howe to yuse it.
You will be veri good with tiping and making cofe or fetching beer. Brin youer owne cups if you intend to half cofee alsow.
If ewe cualifie for this posishon he-maile me hat. wantobeasexitary@hukedonphonics.com Tanx in advance for concidderin to be my rite harm.
youre future bos

**billamj** · November 3rd, 2006, 01:57 PM

Frenchy - you are one sick man. I love it!

**LorDiego01** · November 3rd, 2006, 02:14 PM

I'd like to summon the emminence on the field!

DRAK!!

**Frenchy** · November 19th, 2006, 02:44 PM

yup now comes the sexyteries writen post...

Hits halmost dat time hof da ear, hi ave to git da gifts 4 ma bossman.
he gav mi a gret jub. he only fund one errror so far hin hall the tiping i did fer him.
So he aksed me to fint a replacament for his wif.
he is lokin fer a gon dat she can shout wif, it ken not be a verie powrfl un cauze she have small harms. hif you hinterested in selin yo smal gon, he wood be hinterested in seeing it. Also willing to trade smal gon for da wif.

he halso cait dat he wil soune be selin his dicktionayes and hecyklopedias has he don kneed dem no more cince he have mi.

hi bedder cut tis shoart, cauze i get payed by da wurd and he awready his not payin al da bils to pai mi.

Mary krishmas hevery hone!
Ho! he remindad me, its nut politackly curect to say dat. Hapy hulidayes is betur.

**jdlv4_0** · November 19th, 2006, 03:21 PM

The scary thing is that my wife is a moderator on another site, and she sees posts like that all the time. It's pretty damn stupid that people will actually type in slang and ebonics. Words like cuz, dat, dis/diz, wit; almost anything ending in "Z" and my all time favorite "peeps" I'm sorry but the last time I looked Peeps were the little marshmallow chickens.