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Thread: Santa's checkride
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December 13th, 2007, 02:08 PM #1
Santa's checkride
Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal
Aviation Administration (FAA). It was shortly before Christmas when
the FAA examiner arrived.
In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all
the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his
paperwork was in order.
The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the
reindeer harnesses, the landing gear and Rudolph's nose. He
painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations
for the sled's enormous payload.
Finally, they were ready for the checkride.
Santa got in and fastened his seat belt and shoulder harness and
checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to
Santa's surprise, a shotgun.
"What's that for?" asked Santa incredulously.
The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but
you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."
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December 13th, 2007, 02:43 PM #2
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Re: Santa's checkride
ROFL!!!!
NEED should never enter into a discussion about RIGHTS
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December 13th, 2007, 03:03 PM #3
Re: Santa's checkride
thats a good one
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