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Thread: Man shoots self in penis
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June 19th, 2014, 02:28 PM #1
Man shoots self in penis
Immediately, I though of Streaks and his Kevlar CR.
Wait, what does that say about me......
If this guy was wearing one, none of this woulda happened.....
http://www.news10.net/story/news/nat...enis/10656953/
A Macon, Georgia man was treated at the hospital Thursday after he accidentally shot himself in the penis.
The man was parked at the gas station at about 9:30 p.m. when he attempted to holster his .45. Immediately after the gun went off, he drove to a friend's house in Lake Wildwood. When he got to the friends house, he took off his pants and saw that he had "shot himself in the penis and that the bullet exited out of his buttocks." The spent round fell onto the floor.
The man's friend drove him to Coliseum Northside hospital and he was then transferred to the Medical Center of Central GeorgiaHold the Line...
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June 19th, 2014, 02:36 PM #2
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The only way this makes sense is if he was sitting down while holstering, but even then.....I suppose the news article is referring to the spent Shell Casing as opposed to a spent round??
Major WTF look on my face right now reading this....
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June 19th, 2014, 02:39 PM #3
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Guess he came up "Short" in safe handing his gun.
CL
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June 19th, 2014, 02:43 PM #4
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He really got the shaft on this one.
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June 19th, 2014, 02:43 PM #5
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Re: Man shoots self in penis
He didn't "accidentally" shoot himself in the penis. Nobody "accidentally" shoot himself in the penis.
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June 19th, 2014, 02:45 PM #6
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This is a good reminder - KEEP YOUR BOOGER HOOK OFF THE BANG SWITCH PEOPLE!!!!Soap Box - Worn out : Ballot Box - Broken : Jury Box - Pending : Ammunition Box - Unknown
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June 19th, 2014, 02:48 PM #7
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I heard his doc told him that it helps to stick it in cider.
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June 19th, 2014, 02:53 PM #8
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Well if he wouldn't have played with it then it wouldn't have went off, that applies to the gun as well.
Also it must have been a 9mm, if it was a 45 he would have taken his leg off
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June 19th, 2014, 02:56 PM #9
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I bet the guy shops at Dicks too.
Rules are written in the stone,
Break the rules and you get no bones,
all you get is ridicule, laughter,
and a trip to the house of pain.
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June 19th, 2014, 03:00 PM #10
Re: Man shoots self in penis
Hickory, dickery, dock, The man shot himself in the...
Does anyone know if he used a Glock?
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