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April 27th, 2008, 03:04 PM #1
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2008 Tax Code
2008 Tax Code
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!
HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2008, the penis will now be taxed according to size:
The brackets are as follows:
10 - 12" Luxury Tax
$ 300.00
8 - 10" Pole Tax
$ 250.00
5 - 8" Privilege Tax
$ 150.00
3 - 5" Nuisance Tax
$ 30.00
Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.
Anyone under 4" is eligible for a tax refund.
** PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION **
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April 27th, 2008, 03:14 PM #2
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Re: 2008 Tax Code
This is good news , will the tax refund be prorated ?
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April 27th, 2008, 03:20 PM #3
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Re: 2008 Tax Code
I like that breakdown, because I just made my target bracket by a hair.
Is this IRS category anything like the income surveys? Where 35% of the people think they are in the top 10%?
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April 27th, 2008, 05:27 PM #4
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April 27th, 2008, 05:55 PM #5
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Re: 2008 Tax Code
As opposed to a female penis?
Originally Posted by larrymeyer
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April 27th, 2008, 06:06 PM #6
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Re: 2008 Tax Code
You ever been to the Philippines? Originally Posted by awkx
As opposed to a female penis?
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April 27th, 2008, 06:21 PM #7
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Re: 2008 Tax Code
The Phillip Penis? Originally Posted by ungawa
Skeet is a sport where you are better to hit half of each bird then completely blast one and miss the other completely.
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April 27th, 2008, 06:26 PM #8
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Re: 2008 Tax Code
LOL! Yeah, but he goes by "Wanda." Originally Posted by Frenchy
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