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    Default 11 minutes

    A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known necking spot. He
    sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly
    glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer
    look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer
    magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat,
    knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the
    car and gently
    raps on the driver's window.

    The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, officer?"

    The cop says: "What are you doing?"

    The young man says: "Well Officer, I'm reading a magazine."

    Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat The cop says: "And
    her, what is she doing?"

    The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."

    Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at
    night in a Lover's lane... and nothing obscene is happening!

    The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?" The Young man says "I'm 22, sir."

    The cop asks: "And her...what's her age?"

    The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes.

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    Default Re: 11 minutes

    rep!
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    Thumbs up Re: 11 minutes

    Now thats funny I don't care who the hell you are!! Rep coming my way as well.
    Rehab is for quitters!!

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    Default Re: 11 minutes

    thats fuckin great.rep from hear to

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    Default Re: 11 minutes

    That is great . Wish I could REP you.
    Don't blame me ; I voted for an American .

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    Default Re: 11 minutes

    Quote Originally Posted by 1861 View Post
    That is great . Wish I could REP you.
    I'll cover it for ya. That was good....lol.
    I love the smell of gunpowder in the morning.[

    R.I.P......Murphy.

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    Default Re: 11 minutes

    Oh $%^#, I thought the age of consent in PA was 16.
    "Their swords, and every other terrible implement of the soldier, are the birth-right of an American" Pennsylvania Gazette, February 20, 1788
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