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April 26th, 2009, 07:40 PM #1
11 minutes
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known necking spot. He
sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly
glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer
look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer
magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat,
knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the
car and gently
raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, officer?"
The cop says: "What are you doing?"
The young man says: "Well Officer, I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat The cop says: "And
her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at
night in a Lover's lane... and nothing obscene is happening!
The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?" The Young man says "I'm 22, sir."
The cop asks: "And her...what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes.
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April 26th, 2009, 07:57 PM #2
Re: 11 minutes
rep!
Government is not reason, it is not eloquence - it is force! Like fire it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action. - George Washington
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April 26th, 2009, 08:07 PM #3
Re: 11 minutes
Now thats funny I don't care who the hell you are!! Rep coming my way as well.
Rehab is for quitters!!
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April 26th, 2009, 08:20 PM #4
Re: 11 minutes
thats fuckin great.rep from hear to
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April 26th, 2009, 08:33 PM #5
Re: 11 minutes
That is great . Wish I could REP you.
Don't blame me ; I voted for an American .
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April 26th, 2009, 09:24 PM #6
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April 26th, 2009, 09:32 PM #7
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Re: 11 minutes
Oh $%^#, I thought the age of consent in PA was 16.
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