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November 4th, 2009, 05:01 PM #1Senior Member
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Liberals vs Conservatives
I just saw this and thought it was funny, but also had some truth to it.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced . ....(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course !)
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.
If a conservative reads this, he'll pass it on so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's been "offended" .
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November 4th, 2009, 07:13 PM #2
Re: Liberals vs Conservatives
If a conservative wins a close election, it's rigged and needs a recount (and another recount... and another recount...and another recount...)
If a liberal wins a close election, it's good community organizing.
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