Dear Employees

[King 5.45]

Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change...... I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.


THE BOSS

[Coops]

I think this might be the third time this was posted.

[PocketProtector]

ahhhh there is a Santa Claus.

[King 5.45]

I think this might be the third time this was posted.

I did a search on "employees" and didn't see anything recent.

*SIGH*

[CerealKiller]

I think this might be the third time this was posted.

It's still funny everytime

[Coops]

http://forum.pafoa.org/lounge-108/71...tter-boss.html

Two weeks ago on page 12. No biggie.

[pyld]

I wonder if the boss was asleep from 2002 or thereabouts, but that would ruin the funny.

[shadowcat187]

lol..........i have never heard that. thats hilarious