This ad circular cracks me up

**chrisaka** · December 29th, 2008, 02:19 AM

How did this get past the editors?! Hahaha!

**87th PVI** · December 29th, 2008, 02:27 AM

she might be at your Dick's (sporting goods) service but will she love you long time?

**schr8er2000** · December 29th, 2008, 09:36 AM

WHO CARES ?????? Lol

**Siobhra** · December 29th, 2008, 09:39 AM

That poor girl. You know someone is going to see it and say something to her.

Have any of you had something like that happen to you? Or have you really put your foot in your mouth saying something that could be misunderstood?

I'll start.
As a teenage girl I was at a boring party and it was getting late. I turned to my date and told him "Let's go, I want to get to bed". I just wanted to go home, shake his hand on the doorstep and say good night. Then go to my bed ALONE.

The whole room heard me and everyone had to say something to him how lucky he was.

**david1** · December 29th, 2008, 10:23 AM

well in that case!

**mjfletcher** · December 29th, 2008, 12:22 PM

I wasn't the one suffering from foot in mouth but...

At my previous job, the woman that ran the machine next to my saw was H O Double T HOTT!! Her machine was a die cut press, and because we worked with foam most of the dies needed a backer in them to help pop the foam out after it was cut. The dies were wooden boards with steel blades sticking through them so she just needed to find the right material and press it to get the backer in. I cut plastic foam, some of it very dense (aka hard).

So, I finished cutting a job and took the material down to shipping. When i got back to my saw she was over at my rack of remnant pieces and being the smartass I am (which she knew I was) I said "As long as you're over here, make yourself useful and straighten that mess up." She laughed, looked right at me, and said "Its your mess, you clean it. I just need something hard."

Expression on the hot girls face when she realizes what she just said: Priceless

Don't worry ladies, I was nice. Her expression very clearly said "Oh shit, I did not just say that to Marshall." Since she realized how bad that was as soon as she said it I let her off easy with "Isn't that what you have a husband for?" We both had a good laugh.

She was one of those super H O Double T HOTT women who knows how good she looks, knows the guys are looking, but isn't all kinds of stuck up about it. She often used it against us to get a laugh, so of course we had to use it against her too lol.

**david1** · December 29th, 2008, 02:22 PM

I got 5 dollaaa if she will sucky sucky! and not steal my camera!

**soberbyker** · December 29th, 2008, 05:25 PM

Just hope you don't end up with .....

**TaePo** · December 29th, 2008, 09:28 PM

At my desk one day, the boss and the secretary were talking from adjoining rooms loud enough I could hear them.

There were a rack of manuals shelved between our desks, as we shared an office.

Eventually, they were talking about taking trips, family and his wife.

He then blurted out, "Yeah, when we were married, I took my sister down to Florida." (I can't remember the why/how or reason for the statement but I could not pass it up...)

"What!!! You married your sister??", says I.

I never saw anyone pop around those book cases so fast!
His facial expression was priceless and I laughed my butt off.