BS and Brilliance

[larrymeyer]

Bullshit and Brilliance
> >
> >
> > A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo
> > safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named
> > Cuddles, along for the company.
> >
> > One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and
> > before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost. Wandering
> > about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction
> > with the intention of having lunch.
> >
> >
> > The old poodle thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in
> > deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on the ground
> > close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones
> > with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard
> > is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, 'Boy,
> > that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any
> > more around here?'
> >
> > Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack
> > in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he
> > slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the
> > leopard, 'That was close! That old poodle nearly had
> > me!'
> >
> > Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the
> > whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this
> > knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him
> > heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures
> > that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with
> > the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for
> > himself with the leopard.
> >
> > The young leopard is furious at being made a
> > fool of and says, 'Here, monkey, hop on my back and see
> > what's going to happen to that conniving canine!
> >
> > Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with
> > the monkey on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to
> > do now?', but instead of running, the dog sits down
> > with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't
> > seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear,
> > the old poodle says.
> >
> > 'Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off
> > an hour ago to bring me another leopard!
> >
> > Moral of this story....
> >
> > Don't mess with old farts .. age and
> > treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit
> > and brilliance only come with age and experience.
> >
> > If you don't send this to five 'old'
> > friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing
> > in the world.
> >
> > I am in no way insinuating that any of you are
> > old, some are just more youthfully challenged.
> >
> >
> >
> > You did notice the size of the print?

[normanvin]

Good one..........