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August 4th, 2008, 04:33 PM #1
I'm voting Democrat
I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody
is offended by it.
I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq, I trust that the
bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good
people.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if
it will rain on Friday, CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt
away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break-even and give
the rest away to the government for redistribution as Government sees fit.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed
elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit
some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't
have to hide from us over there, they will come over here and I wonʼt
have any guns in the house to fight them off with.
I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry
whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of
gas at 15% isn't.
Makes 'ya wonder why anyone would EVER vote Republican, now doesn't it?
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August 5th, 2008, 12:36 AM #2
Re: I'm voting Democrat
I'm for an Empire.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you... but believe me, it's on the damned list.
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August 5th, 2008, 12:45 AM #3
Re: I'm voting Democrat
I'm voting for anyone not named McCain or Obama.
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August 5th, 2008, 02:13 AM #4
Re: I'm voting Democrat
If montana is goin to succeed still, Im moving there ASAP. Montanastan here I come.
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August 5th, 2008, 06:51 AM #5Active Member
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August 5th, 2008, 06:56 AM #6
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Man, that sounds so wonderful. I don't know what I've been thinking all these years. Thanks for opening my eyes.
Koli's back from Ambler.
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August 5th, 2008, 07:57 AM #7
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The Toyota Prius is only good for one thing...
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August 5th, 2008, 08:16 AM #8Grand Member
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Re: I'm voting Democrat
ROFL! that's too funny!
Glock Pistols.......So simple a Caveman could fix them!
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August 5th, 2008, 10:21 AM #9
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That's great but it makes American's look gun crazy lol especially those named billy bob!
Was he shooting a .500? Big ass handgun before he turned to the machine guns.
"I Am Become Death" - J. Robert Oppenheimer
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August 5th, 2008, 11:42 AM #10
Re: I'm voting Democrat
wow I figured the .50 would do a lot more damage then it did... kind of disappointed
Oh yeah I'm thinking of voting communist this election...
I just can't figure out which canidate is more commie...The first vehicles normally on the scene of a crime are ambulances and police cruisers. If you are armed you have a chance to decide who gets transported in which vehicle, if you are not armed then that decision is made for you.
Be prepared, because someone else already is and no one knows their intent except them.
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