Stimulus Payment Info

[larrymeyer]

Stimulus Payment Info.

"This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.


Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If you purchase a computer it will go to India.
If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).
If you buy a car it will go to Japan.
If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.

And none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America.
You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes,
beer and wine (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

[imperialism2024]

*snip*
And none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America.
You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes,
beer and wine (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

You see, here's the problem with blindly posting e-mail forwards:

You forgot to list guns and ammo. The best way to spend your stimulus check and keep the money in America

[Bmarshall91]

HOOKERS AND BLOW BABY! HOOKERS AND BLOW!

[Stooperzero]

I got the AUtomated phone call the other day



LOL


Here we go again...



I'm thinking Glock 21 with an extended threaded barrel set to 16x1 LH ....

[tl_3237]

I got the AUtomated phone call the other day



LOL


Here we go again...



I'm thinking Glock 21 with an extended threaded barrel set to 16x1 LH ....

But isn't Glock manufactured out of country?

Why not go for USA products (Kimber, Colt, S&W, Ruger, etc)? - keep the stimulus $$$ here for maximum benefit.

[SFMarine]

I bought a new gun with the first stimulus package. Why not buy another? Only problem is I haven't worked this past year. The last stimulus only went to those who earned more than 3k or something like that. Being in college, i'm probably not going to get anything since I'm unemployed. .

[Dredly]

I bought a new gun with the first stimulus package. Why not buy another? Only problem is I haven't worked this past year. The last stimulus only went to those who earned more than 3k or something like that. Being in college, i'm probably not going to get anything since I'm unemployed. .

yup our stimulus bought a Kahr CW9 and a RIA Officers 1911 :P

Thanks for giving a bit back to the little guy that you robbed it from in the first place... it really helped :P

[87th PVI]

You see, here's the problem with blindly posting e-mail forwards:

You forgot to list guns and ammo. The best way to spend your stimulus check and keep the money in America

LOL first thing I thought after reading the OP was hmmmmm I could buy another Ruger!

[jcabin]

are they doing another stimulus package for us this year?

[arrrrgh15]

are they doing another stimulus package for us this year?

They're not doing it for YOU. They're doing it for THEM.

Any check you get is a token jesture designed to get them reelected. It will not stimulate the economy.

My suggestion would be to use the money to get the hooker, that'll be the only stimulus going on.