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    Default 5Th.. Grade Assignment

    5Th.. Grade Assignment-This is AWESOME!
    A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God.
    Here are some of the results: scroll down.

    God is like.
    BAYER ASPIRIN
    He works miracles.

    God is like.
    a FORD
    He's got a better idea.

    God is like.
    COKE
    He's the real thing.
    (This is great)

    God is like.
    HALLMARK CARDS
    He cares enough to send His very best.

    God is like.
    TIDE
    He gets the stains out that others leave behind.


    God is like.
    you with HIS help all things possible

    God is like.
    SEARS
    He has everything.

    God is like.
    ALKA-SELTZER
    Try Him, you'll like Him

    God is like.
    SCOTCH TAPE
    You can't see Him, but you know He's there.

    God is like.
    DELTA
    He's ready when you are.

    God is like.
    ALLSTATE
    You're in good hands with Him.

    God is like.
    VO-5 Hair Spray
    He holds through all kinds of weather.

    God is like.
    DIAL SOAP
    Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you wish everybody did?
    (that one is my favorite)

    God is like.
    the U.S.POST OFFICE
    Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.

    God is like.
    Chevrolet... . . ..the heart beat of America

    God is like
    Maxwell House.. . .
    Good to the very last drop

    God is like.
    BOunty. . . .
    He is the quicker picker upper. . can handle the tough jobs. .and He won't fall apart on you

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    Default Re: 5Th.. Grade Assignment

    God is like a step parent.
    You are told they love you, but you have a difficult time believing it.

    Modified quote from a TV show, I forget which.

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