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June 7th, 2019, 09:07 PM #131Super Member
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Re: Super Secret Facility in Altoona.
Well , that is a tip I may take despite not being into these places.
I once seen a series about Alaska and there was a bar up there and if you brought in a frozen toe or finger ... they stuck it in a jar and kept it and you were allowed to drink free all night or something like that .......
So totally unrelated to the above story, I once cut off my big toe with a lawn mower ............... on accident of course.
It was actually a nice clean cut considering it was a lawn mower .................anyhow , I took the toe and ice to the hospital and the doctors would not put it back on ..
They actually said "it's not that important" ................. can you believe that?
Not that important??? ...... anyways , they wouldn't give it back either.
I could have drank all night for free in Alaska after I left it in the snow for awhile ...... I doubt they would have known it really wasn't frostbite.
I could've been somebody.........
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June 7th, 2019, 09:14 PM #132
Re: Super Secret Facility in Altoona.
Joe Frazer was on Howard Stern Radio Show back when he was on the public airways and he related a similar story on how he cut his big toe off with a lawnmower. Stern asked him if he saved it and took it to the hospital. Joe said, "Hell no, I don't need that thing", I thought it was funny.
Gender confusion is a mental illness
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June 7th, 2019, 09:50 PM #133Super Member
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Re: Super Secret Facility in Altoona.
So what you're saying is ...... I'm like Joe Frazer?
Very cool bit of trivia....
I did not know this..............gives me something to think about.
When they told me they weren't putting it back on and weren't giving it back ....... they wanted to know what they should do with it...
Now , I'm 100% serious when I tell you ...... they asked me if I wanted to bury it?
I kid you not .......now , I'm not sure how that would have went.
Would I need a little casket? A headstone????????? .................... A "toe"stone perhaps?
Then what? Once a year I take a bunch of flowers and have to visit it at the cemetery?
Stand over the grave and say a few words?
What would I say? ..... "You were a good toe?
I just didn't see that all happening ............ so I told them they could pitch the thing then for all I cared.
I do believe had I been POTUS , they could have put it back on ........... but being joe nobody and I'm sure the doc had a golf game to get to ..... just sew it up was the solution.
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June 7th, 2019, 09:52 PM #134Super Member
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Re: Super Secret Facility in Altoona.
Hold on a second here ............. you saying Joe Frazer cut his own grass?
wow , that's kinda kool to think about .......
Imagine being his neighbor ...... and be like ..... "That damn Joe mowing his lawn this early I'll knock him out"
Ha , ....neat.
You'd be a good trivia guy to have
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June 7th, 2019, 10:00 PM #135
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June 8th, 2019, 07:07 AM #136
Re: Super Secret Facility in Altoona.
Gender confusion is a mental illness
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June 8th, 2019, 07:10 AM #137
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June 8th, 2019, 07:16 AM #138
Re: Super Secret Facility in Altoona.
You are a straight white man. You don't get to be the victim, sweetie.
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June 9th, 2019, 10:54 AM #139Super Member
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June 9th, 2019, 10:55 AM #140Super Member
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Re: Super Secret Facility in Altoona.
Thread making me feel old.........
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