50 Nukes Go offline in 2010 but Aliens are Still a Messing With Us!

[BobFromBucks]

October 14, 2013 Everybody is focused on the government shutdown. Veterans are scrambling to try to pay bills. The entire nation is on hold. Then all of a sudden the worst possible thing could happen. While the US is focused on the shutdown, 50 nukes go missing! The worst thing is the American public is none the wiser. In what is being called one of the biggest national security failures in US history, dozens of United States Intercontinental Ballistic Nuclear Missiles (Nukes) went completely offline over the weekend at F.E. Warren Air Force Base outside of Cheyenne, Wyoming.

This base holds over one ninth of our stockpile. The nukes lost the ability to communicate with the systems controlling them. All the alarm systems we have to prevent theft and accidental launch went offline as well making it impossible to detect. They are stating the cause of the failure is still unknown.

The systems are supposed to be hacker proof. The United States Military is reporting that the system is nearly impossible to gain access through outside means and that a hacker would be detected before launching or stealing the missiles. However they are failing to mention in this that the entire alarm system went down as well. They are kind enough to mention that they do not believe that the "act" that caused the entire system to crash was intentional.

But the major downfall of our security means that this weekend over 50 intercontinental ballistic (ICB) missiles went missing and our President did not even know it until the next day. This is not just a minor breach in security.

The weekend before we had a snow storm and weird weather patterns that wiped out 75,000 head of cows and several lives. This storm was big enough to cover a 5 State area was not even known by most people in 45 other states or told in the Mainstream Media. We are beginning to wonder what else did we miss? You can see the news story in its entirety and the interview here:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CMD9O91e2iA

[ungawa]

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[OwnTheRide]

I'm just going to assume all of this is true for the sake of argument.

50 ICBMs didn't go missing, their ability to communicate with the controlling systems failed. There's a big difference.

Keep in mind that stealing an ICBM is no small feat. They weigh 40+ tons and are 60+ feet tall.

[BobFromBucks]

It's very strange in that this apparently happened in 2010 but is being reported as just happening. Did it happen again or did the press that reported it make a mistake.

Does anyone remember a story three years ago about this?

[ungawa]

It's very strange in that this apparently happened in 2010 but is being reported as just happening. Did it happen again or did the press that reported it make a mistake.

Does anyone remember a story three years ago about this?

Yes I do.

And it was Aliens:

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/...11+PRN20110620

Not the only time Aliens shut down portions of our nuclear triad. History is rife with examples.

[Fast149]

Uhh, they lost power. It's not like they disappeared or anything. Good God.

[DennisH82]

I am more concerned with the clowns in DC than redundant nukes that we control.

[BobFromBucks]

I'm getting a 404 server error now on the original report. Very strange.

Thanks ungawa for that information.

Aliens need to come here and smack a few people in DC upside their heads.

[ungawa]

I'm getting a 404 server error now on the original report. Very strange.

The aliens cover their tracks when they mess with our nukes.

[phillyd2]

Would the OP have the decency to change yet another misleading title? Way too many of them lately.