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Thread: I'd of never thought of it
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February 28th, 2008, 01:57 AM #1
I'd of never thought of it
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes
this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a
bar in Childersburg, Alabama. After last call the officer
noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he
could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the
officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five
different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into
it.
He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the
bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was
a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple
of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and
then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other
patrons' vehicles left.
At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he
pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now
started up his patrol car,put on the flashing lights, promptly
pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.
To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the
man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, “I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station.
This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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February 28th, 2008, 02:36 AM #2
Re: I'd of never thought of it
. That was funny.
3%
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February 28th, 2008, 03:03 AM #3
Re: I'd of never thought of it
hahaha nice
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