Most Allegheny Co. Hookers are

[ALS]

voting for Obama.

That's because 78 percent of them registered as Democrats. Countywide, Dems make up only about 62 percent of voters, according to the Division of Elections.

The Illinois senator also has the advantage with local "johns" -- 72 percent go Democratic. And convicted pimps: Four out of every five register Democratic. And for the most special of special interest groups -- male transvestite hookers -- they're batting a thousand for Dems, albeit in drag.

Hookers for Obama

[1861]

somehow this is no surprize

[King 5.45]

So was this an exit or an entrance poll, or a combination of both?

[sluggie24]

I always knew Dems were whores.........thanks for the proof........

[Ophidian]

I always knew Dems were whores.........thanks for the proof........

Wow what a gigantic sample of people to poll on who they are voting for. Is there an article about how the one armed, one eye'd Eskimo's living in El Paso but only during months with an odd number of vowels and only during a lunar eclipse are voting this year?

e: yes I realize this is a joke thread but holy crap how many democrat jokes can you fit into one forum?

[1861]

Wow what a gigantic sample of people to poll on who they are voting for. Is there an article about how the one armed, one eye'd Eskimo's living in El Paso but only during months with an odd number of vowels and only during a lunar eclipse are voting this year?

e: yes I realize this is a joke thread but holy crap how many democrat jokes can you fit into one forum?

a lot !! the democrats are a joke !

[King 5.45]

Wow what a gigantic sample of people to poll on who they are voting for. Is there an article about how the one armed, one eye'd Eskimo's living in El Paso but only during months with an odd number of vowels and only during a lunar eclipse are voting this year?

e: yes I realize this is a joke thread but holy crap how many democrat jokes can you fit into one forum?

If it's Michael Moore you're somewhat limited ...

[Swarner793]

Is there an article about how the one armed, one eye'd Eskimo's living in El Paso but only during months with an odd number of vowels and only during a lunar eclipse are voting this year?

There was only one that meets this criteria and I believe he passed away a few years ago, so it is almost certain he is voting Obama

Be safe (and vote when you're dead).

Scott

[The_War_Wagon]

Ughhh... did the survey takers get 'hazardous duty pay' for this one?

Bob

[GunLawyer001]

Ughhh... did the survey takers get 'hazardous duty pay' for this one?

Bob

One would have to be careful asking the survey group members "Would you be willing to do my poll?"

People have been arrested for less....