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Thread: "YOU MAY BE TALIBAN IF . . . "
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March 6th, 2009, 07:15 PM #1
"YOU MAY BE TALIBAN IF . . . "
The US troops in Afghanistan proved they have retained their sense of humor , one of them sent this:
"YOU MAY BE TALIBAN IF . . . "
1.. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2.. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher , but you can't afford shoes.
3.. You have more wives than teeth.
4.. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean.."
5.. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6.. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7.. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8.. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9.. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat."Having a gun and thinking you are armed is like having a piano and thinking you are a musician" Col. Jeff Cooper (U.S.M.C. Ret.)
Speed is fine, Accuracy is final
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March 6th, 2009, 07:44 PM #2
Re: "YOU MAY BE TALIBAN IF . . . "
those cave men carck me up
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March 6th, 2009, 07:48 PM #3
Re: "YOU MAY BE TALIBAN IF . . . "
Tts funny right there, i dont care who you are.
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March 6th, 2009, 08:17 PM #4
Re: "YOU MAY BE TALIBAN IF . . . "
thats good...........
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