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July 19th, 2009, 10:41 PM #1
Pays To Know PA Dutch
An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man
drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts:
"Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die KÃhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit in it!"
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your
gibberish. Speak English, infidel!"
The Amish man shouts back in English:
"Use two hands, you'll get more!"Courage is not the absence of fear but the mastery of it
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