Zombie Apocalypse for real...

[harold63]

I was just watching a show on The Learning Channel called "Zombie Apocalypse". There are people actually preparing for this event. Now I will admit that even at near 50 years old, talking about zombie ammo and shootin' zombies is fun and all that, and gun talk would get boring without a little zombie action. Heck, it even reminds me of endzone dances. But to actually dread the event and preparing for it??? Lord have mercy...I am speechless.

edit: I hope this hasn't been a thread more than 10 or 15 times. I breezed through and didn't see anything of late. I don't watch a lot of TV, so I don't even know how many times the show has aired. BTW, my son just pissed himself, laughing, because he didn't believe me until I convinced him to watch it for a few minutes.

[PaleDriver]

It got me to thinking...
If a zombie only has the most basic primal needs and acts only on those, there is another primal need that they haven't talked about. Do you think you might find a couple zombies bumping uglies behind a dumpster at this point? What would their offspring be if anything?

[spagluvx]

I was watching as well. "Reality TV" the dumbing of the masses and the influencer of many. As a gun owner it is scary that in addition to a holes who shoot people with guns another contributor to my perception is this type of BS.

The guy was shooting in the swamp and never took his scope caps off.

I also have to sat it pisses me off when legitimate manufacturers brand zombie products. This makes us and them look like a bunch of paroind, not in touch with reality asses.

Rant off.

[harold63]

It got me to thinking...
If a zombie only has the most basic primal needs and acts only on those, there is another primal need that they haven't talked about. Do you think you might find a couple zombies bumping uglies behind a dumpster at this point? What would their offspring be if anything?

Keep talking like that and I'm going to force a zombie to bite me...

[Finster]

Sorry, I have no damn time for the Zombie Apocalypse, I'm preping for the O'bummer Apocalypse.

[Kchristy]

Sorry, gotta do it

No matter how many zombie movies and tv shows I see I can't help but notice that no zombies ever have sagging pants? What do you suppose happened to that segment of the population?

[brsims]

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/news_ar...e-talk-to-grow

I'm not sayin.....I'm just sayin.....

[PaleDriver]

Don't forget the H.R Puffenstuff Apocalypse. That shit is scary!

[Phillygunguy]

the only Zombies Im worried about is Feinstein and Obama

[harold63]

Sorry, gotta do it

No matter how many zombie movies and tv shows I see I can't help but notice that no zombies ever have sagging pants?

Proof maybe that our carnal instinct is to wear a pair of pants like they are supposed to be worn. I think it is probably the first thing a zombie does...pulls his/her pants up.